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Tuesday, 26 March 2013

Delicate Condition


Which reminds me of my favorite vintage TV sitcom joke. "Ward, don't you think you were a little rough on the Beaver last night?"
Posted by ish at 11:42 No comments:
Labels: is that a vaginal metaphor in your hand or are you just glad to see me, nudist colony, sick headache, typographic tragedy, VD

Monday, 25 March 2013

Spasm!


Posted by swboy at 00:46 2 comments:
Labels: bit to close for comfort, chester the molester, horny jazzbos, hubba... Oh You beautiful Doll, instruments used in odd ways, it's all about the crotch

Tuesday, 12 March 2013

A Real Boner

(found on facebook)
Posted by ish at 11:39 3 comments:
Labels: crying shame, needs more orange, oops wrong turn at the record store, sticky sphincter, tromboners

Friday, 1 March 2013

How They Invented...

...the G Clef.
Posted by swboy at 05:49 No comments:
Labels: biohazard bbq, color correction, dangerous bodily fluids, Deserves to be messy, Fancy a beverage?, fuzzy insects
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