CRAP JAZZ COVERS: April 2012

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Thursday, 26 April 2012

"Clef Dwellers"

Posted by swboy at 22:51 2 comments:

Labels: stop fucking about here's the head...

Tuesday, 24 April 2012

Ultra Low Budget...

Instant snapshot & sticker...

Posted by swboy at 04:16 No comments:

Labels: make me look intense and moody, no part of nothin', simple-minded design, sketchy, stop fucking about here's the head..., very sensitive, we're working to a deadline guys, what were they thinking?

Friday, 20 April 2012

Lois Lane trying to get....

...Superman's attention.

(Thanks to Mr. Bill)

Posted by swboy at 22:07 1 comment:

Labels: cartoon, comedy of errors, cry for help?, dangerous situation, feeling horny, it came from outer space

Wednesday, 18 April 2012

Posing for this cover...

...is the last thing she ever did.

Posted by swboy at 22:00 4 comments:

Sunday, 15 April 2012

Blonde Neon...

...Pubic Hair.

Posted by swboy at 01:42 1 comment:

Labels: cheeze whiz, monster genitalia, our lips are peeled, pantyliners could fix that, perky vagine in hotpants sells records, private "parts", pussy galore, snatch-tasstic, suffering squeezebox

Wednesday, 11 April 2012

All the Things You Are...

...on a Microscopic Level.

Posted by swboy at 23:30 No comments:

Labels: a fungus among us, abstract? LSD, are you kidding?, childhood nightmares, Deserves to be messy, digestive tract revealed, green, gross bloody mess, it came from outer space, radioactive blubber

Sunday, 8 April 2012

Shake Your Can

[funk]

Posted by swboy at 14:49 1 comment:

Labels: disconnected body part, perky butt sells records, posterior fixation is a polite way to say ass on the brain, ready-set-mount, red balloons, upturned buttocks maybe

Thursday, 5 April 2012

Where's the Flamingo?

[Flamingo & Shark from Google Images]

Posted by swboy at 15:41 2 comments:

Labels: animal residue, bad day for a photoshoot, can't afford a human model, diorama of doom, Halloween theme, let it all hang out, oral fixation, outer limits of taste

Monday, 2 April 2012

Another weird one from BEN

[British Jazz rock 1970s]

Posted by swboy at 20:53 5 comments:

Labels: deer in the headlights look, digestive tract revealed, diorama of doom, disconnected body part, good god, Its a miracle, there could be a few of these in the pipeline

Sunday, 1 April 2012

Psychedelic dessert

Posted by swboy at 15:56 No comments:

Labels: cheeze whiz, NOt Halloween Yet, plushies and furries, scary melting flesh, technicolour yawn, the evils of drugs, we don' need no freckin stylist, what the hell?, Wicked "high concept"

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