Well it's time to check in with google statistics! The good news is that our audience remains largely made up of perverts. Interestingly, while people looking for pictures of naked families remain at the top of the list, there's some diversification. Well, perhaps objectification and specialization describes it better:
Top Search Phrases for Crap Jazz Covers:
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jim evans clarinet band method book
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Only three of the search phrases contain variations on the "nudist family" theme, and none of them fixated on naked children. Congratulations! Restraining orders and mental health regimens are having an effect. It's interesting to me that more people are interested in rock and roll cock than in female genitalia. I am blown away that two actual music-related items have been repeatedly sought on our music-related blog. Unless, of course, "clarinet method" is new slang for some obscure sexual act.
Replacing the now absent "Babar's Elephant Porn," my favorite new search entry here is "bagpipe porn." I am frankly almost tempted to use this to rechristen this blog. Would the person or persons looking for "bagpipe porn" please come back and explain? Is it the blowing? The squealing sounds? The cloth bag tightly filled with air? The fingers nimbly running up and down the shaft of the pipe? The puffy red cheeks? The kilts? Curious minds want to know.
Congratulations, 132,877 page views! No doubt at least 130,000 of them wanking horndogs looking for inspiration. Whatever floats your boat. Please wash your hands.
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