Give it a break, people!

From this week's blog stats. And I dare you to read this whole list without laughing at the end.

But please, do your shopping for kiddie porn elsewhere.

Finding a man is tough...

...in Lilliput.

'Raffish...

[Japanese jazz cd]

Much better...

...than the original cover.

Blowin' Chunks

Canned Music...

Havin' a party...

...all by myself.

[Just me and my bottle.]

Jazz Sucks

H is for "Hooters"?

A magazine...

...for Jazz playing dentists.

Sabi...

...is a Japanese esthetic. Taking pleasure

in the patina of age and the grace of the faded

and rusty. Nothing at all like spray painted fruit!

Gerry Mulligan & Chet Baker...

...on a Russian Jazz LP.
[No organ player on the session though.]

Elephant stump...

Don't speak with your mouth full

in the beginning ... god created auto-fellatio

Takin' a break...

...at the state prison laundry.

A needle jumping around...

...wouldn't sound too cosmic.

Disney might have...

...paid for product placement here

 [if Herbie Hancock was leading the session.]

Its a game...

...to kill this woman.

Your world...

...scares me.

[Fran Warren jazz singer]

Subtle Drug Reference?

Heroin is a Class A drug and highly addictive...