Don't let the kids near photoshop ....

.... because they use all the fonts and put dad's head on the fat lady.

(Belgian 70s jazz-rock)

Happy/Sad...

Looks like a pharmaceutical ad
for an antidepression drug

Weird meat...

...on the ground.

If that happened...

...he'd be running away.

Giant slugs with the heads of cats...

Presented by PT Barnum, for your viewing pleasure.

Awkward, and yet...

...sort of sexually enigmatic.

Herbie's lookin' mighty fashionable...

[European reissue]

...and the whore's name is Trixie.

[It ain't easy making bongos sexy]

Niche audience...

Scene of the Crime...

Bud Powell's tribute to...

...a kitty.

More shoes...

Junky footwear...

(scratch and sniff panels located on the back cover)

After 1949...

...Bill Basie provided women with designer shoes

from all the top names while never compromising

on customer service.

In a better world...

A Week In Stats

Thank you Google, the evil libidinous empire. Like jazz itself, no doubt. See the tags.

Jealous...

(If I add "this guy is a nudist looking for his family out in the woods" to this entry I guarantee a lot more perverts will be drawn to this blog! --Ish)

Almost too slick...