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Saturday, 17 December 2011

Inside joke...

...obviously.
Posted by swboy at 00:09
Labels: and whicker furniture for that matter..., bad symbolism, can't afford a human model, eh?, found picture on the Web, how would you play that, Inexplicable metaphors, plastic

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