I was just browing the stats in our dashboard and have the following to report:
Our number one all-time post is (Nudist) Family Values with 4,242 pageviews! Following up a distant second is Even dying women have erect nipples with 402 pageviews. Which means that there are a lot of perverts out there looking for pictures of families getting naked together. Shame on you people!
The primary traffic generator is Simon's blogwatch (yay!) with an honorable mention to a heretofore unknown mention in the Guardian.UK's "internet picks of the week."
The majority of our readers are in the crap axis of the US, the UK, Germany, France, Canada and the Netherlands. I cannot account for our lack of readership in Finland and Sweden, which is I think where most family nudists reside.
Confirming my opinion of the total depravity of our readership, these are the most popular Search Keywords in google, after crap jazz covers and jazz covers: babar porn, nudist family, konkey dong, nudist boys, naked families, little nudist.
People, people! Get a hold of yourselves. Er, oops poor choice of words. Child porn is wrong and illegal. Take it elsewhere. This is a family establishment. A clothed family establishment. And what the heck is "konkey dong," anyway?
And sorry all, "Bellybutton Dick Crufixion Airplane" does not seem to be a term often searched for.
Let me conclude with the following advice. If you are truly using Crap Jazz Covers as a source for your internet wanking, perhaps you need to zip up, go outside, breathe some fresh air, affirm your dignity as a human being, and run to the corner store and buy a proper magazine. Really. Have you no shame?