When you draw and paint...

on toilet paper, it tends to look cheap...

Kiss My Axe

A crap classic.

Suck my Pick

Lovely...

45 years later...

Not much has changed....

...but rendering children's magnetic

 lettering is much easier now.

Worst Blue Note cover ever...

Captures the essence of swing...

...as accompanied by an organ.

Trying to de-emphasize Sonny...

...as much as possible.

"Are we almost done?"

Careful. Her daddy...

...might get pissed off.

Singers, stand on the left please...

Playing some "bum" notes there...

Thanks to Roberto T.

A classic cover for Bailey, but...

...what the hell is this?

Blueberry ice cream with a yellow raisin on top?

Sort of a theme here...

and a thousand more jazz vocalists' CDs...

A fork in the road?

Its all forked up...

Drinking...

...gives me the courage.

Something is missing...

Is he watching TV?

Can you feel the energy?

Well, hello there

Conscious or unconscious?

You decide...

Now her expression makes sense...

What the hell...

There's a joke here somewhere...

Spurting for Jesus

It's probably not jazz. Sue me!

He has something in common with...

...a former Groove Holmes sideman.

Jailed on the Peter Max planet...

Playing Abe Lincoln...

...emancipating himself? The yellow face

and red body looks like photo trickery too.

Its better than the emancipation

 of some woman's underwear though...

Kinda ugly...

The center has the look of cheezy sculpture strung

with fishing line, like you used to see in the 1960s

Artist's impression...

...of a bloodsucking lamprey eel.