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What's the concept?

Retro horror movie?

Diss...

Didn't Alice use this illustration on another cover? :^)

Any contrived cover...

...on this site is better.

["post-modern Jazz"]

A half-step among friends is...um...

Crapping Jazz Covers - the saga continues

It's one too many bratwursts for Jan as he joins our popular series

STAN KENTON presents....

... a bunch of nobodies. Look at me, look at me, look at me!!!

Art Pepper, Maynard Ferguson, June Christy, Shelly Manne. Pfft! I'M the genius here.

Pretentious?

With Kenton that's to be expected...

Since we're picking on Stan Kenton today

I thought you might like to meet the girl UNDERNEATH the chunder. Judging by the chunks below, it looks like she threw up because she ATE all those pink moldy cigarettes. Yeech.

Major chunder...

... but only a 3.5 on the creative scale

The picture in this dirty bubble...

...isn't Newport, so what's the point?

Classic cover:

Crap Jazz Cover:

The Shroud Of Urine...

... some doubt its authenticity. I am not one of them.

Wasted...

[jazz vocalist]

So Yacked Zarathustra...

... that dark matter really didn't sit well with me,

Dave. I feel much better now. I really do.

Stick a fork in him...

He's done. Definitely more interesting...

...than his first recording's cover.

[with Freddie Hubbard, Tom Scott etc.]

What...the hell...are they soaking in?

Whiskey? Piss?

(Simon adds) I prefer Andres Serrano's old work,
he's getting tame with this CD cover design stuff ...

Red Alien Alcoholic

Soon... ET be phoning ralph on that big WHITE telephone.

Jazz Way Out?

Cover Way Ordinary...

For god's sake...

... close your spit valve.

Mama get the bug spray...

those pesky vehicles are swarming again...

Blue balls...

red balls...

and a yellowish "Jazz" bowling ball...

Separated at birth?

but Sarah is singing and "Maggie" is screaming...

Belly-button dick crucifixion.... hot air balloons?

I guess these things have been around for a lot longer than anyone realized. Ah, the good old days.

[Original]

Brightly colored amoebas attacking...

...a dying G Clef.

Seems like a couple of recent posts were building towards this...

Aw, cute! A fish is peeking out from behind that coral. Look... a donkey.

For the aquarium...

Must be different people.

Otherwise they'd show the faces...

Where to start.?... Where to start?... Uh...

those horizontal lines really make her ass look big.

Anybody?... Anybody?...

Wow mom...

that's pretty uninspired [funk]

Second-rate rip off of Peter Max...

...painted on a paper bag.

(easy-listening music featuring Joe Pass & Bobby Hutcherson)

Time to see a gynecologist...

...if it hurts when you pee.
(better see a dermatologist too)

Dave Brubeck's Take 5 Cod Liver Oil Pills

All in all... I preferred the original.

Fits the content really well actually...

Live At The Lighthouse? Funny...

because it looks like they're dead to me.

Generously sufficient to satisfy a requirement of...

...musical styles: psych, jazz, dub,

 space-funk, fusion and krautrock.

And now for the front view,

thanks to Mr Bill :^)