With all those babes...

...its gotta be a thrill.

Days with Basie were like...

...sleeping on a ledge 25 stories up.

Maybe the cover of volume 2...

...will show just his nose.

Get the hell off my car!

That thing's a classic. What the @#*&%# were you thinking.

Giant Canadian Bus

Maybe Oscar was on that bus?

He must be really good...

...if this woman is so impressed.

Three things which don't go together...

Jazz, killing and cartoon bunnies

The Classic Jazz Soundrack

The Brother with Two Heads... and Two More Heads.

It's getting a bit crowded on here.

Ursula/in the Dining Room/with a Clarinet

CLUE...The classic whodunnit game!

What's the concept?

The Jazz Odyssey Of Pee Wee Herman?

Hmmm. I wonder if Babs ever abused himself in a porn theater? Actually... no I don't.

Hmmmm...

We're infested.

They seem to be attracted by high quality music...
Low bitrate mp3s will repel them.

Unsuccessful attempts to depict concepts using simple graphics...

Intuition is "instinctive knowing"

A question mark defines "being unsure".

We can extrapolate that

larger text and a less purple background

follows logically from the known values...

Happy Gay Pride Week!

...from the Village People. Er, I mean Gap Band. Anyway it really is gay pride week, so to all my fellow Crap Jazzers, gay and not so gay, just remember, it's only kinky the first time. Cheers!

In the mood...

to sleep...

This is clever...

Funk does sorta sound like fuhk

It uses two AA batteries...

...and the switch is on the side.

Stuck in a groove...

Curious George.. the smoking, jazz listening little monkey.

And is that a switchblade in your pocket, George?

Whoah, your curiosity has taken you to some bad places. The Man in the Yellow Hat would be SO disappointed.


Do you remember those good old days, so full of hope and promise, George? Sad, sad, sad.

Explain to me again - what's a roach clip for?

Dish of vanilla ice cream...

...and a weird spoon.

If you've never heard...

Jazz, this is Jazz like you've

never heard it before! If you've

heard Jazz, this is all Jazz

you've heard before on typical

samplers such as this!

A fancy sweater...

...for my car's exhaust system.

Byrd's Worst Bird Theme...

a tribute to the Partridge Family.

Hell of a vibrato there Graham...

Disco? Nope: Soft Rock...

for hip grandmas and grampas...

Its just ugly...

Crummy photo... cheezy pink border

swboy says :

That's better.

simon adds

It aint over till ...

Greek Variations, you say. Impressive.

even the Kama Sutra isn't this complicated.

It certainly captures the essence...

...of a swingin' groove.

Raging Sphincter

OK it's a crap jazz label not cover. It still looks like a sphincter.

This horse cover is lame...

... let's shoot it.

Joey the dentist is revisiting....

Bill's mouth."Say ahhhh. This won't hurt a bit..."

Next!!

Build a better cocaine delivery system

and the world will beat a path to your door. Patent pending.

The faux Broadway cover is dumb, but...

Clark Terry's racial classification has

 become "Caucasian". THAT'S crappy!

This isn't selling...

Can we improve the cover?

Two more Martoonies...

and this 'playgirl' will be asleep on the floor.

Something else:

It itches like hell, too.

Horny for a man in uniform

Say. Isn't this actually....

Keith Richards in drag? Shudder.

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Did you ever see the movie Beetlejuice? Look familiar?



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Apparently, she spent a lot of time with Chet Baker, which probably explains a lot.





Hey, isn't that a Norwegian Blue Parrot? Beautiful plumage.