Is it a terrorist attack on a shoestore?

When they peeled SWBoy's pigeon off the road...

This is what was left. Ick.


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Impressed by his friend's horn...

but hey Nigel, it's not the size... it's what you can do with it that counts.

At least, that's what I always say. :(

What exactly are they selling?

Disease?

Just as goofy, but easier to look at...

Some enchanted evening....

... you will meet a fat-assed, cross dressing sailor....

Honey I ran over...

a pigeon and piano with the station wagon

Oooooooo! Ooooooooooo!

Beware of Snoopy's ghost.

Congratulations to the winner of RuPaul's Drag Race!

Join Booboo the cat for an evening...

of mischievous fun with his friends Winkie and Blinkie

Don't share needles!

Eddie's Psychedelic Diving Bell

His clarinet has turned into...

...a melting popsicle.

(thanks to AA for the caption)

Sunflowers?

Uh... I think you used the wrong picture... (those are birds).

Hi there!

Crap Jazz Covers

Is there a concept?

(Aside from the fact that Buddy was American?)

Nothing says Swingin'

like the look of abject boredom.

Whatever it is that's been "going down" off camera...

...Ella's feelin' left out.

Misery loves company... (swboy)

The amputated legs...

...add a nice touch.

"Top" Dog...

busking to raise stakes for the big poker game.

The Sewage Sessions

and a similar theme from the archive...

Each of these needs a 'scratch and sniff' strip...

Apparently.... "Revenge" Is A Dish Best Served

in a Tilly Hat with a glass of Merlot.

How does he do it?

What? No Dolphins?

Man, this cover sucks!

Record company confuses Jazz...

with cowboy music.

Two Left Hands?

(its actually meant to be a joke...)

Stratosonic? Sure...

Nuance? No I don't think so...

Proof !

Wearing bow ties just makes you look like a jerk.

Rigor mortis boogie woogie.

They found him after the party was over...

While the U.S. Flag Code does permit...

flying the flag upside down, it specifies only

"...as a signal of dire distress in instances
of extreme danger to life or property."

That Saxophone may be small

but it sure does smoke.

Another way to crush a saxophone...

The Return of the Revenge of Never Enough Hand Jobs

Not strictly jazz but awfully familiar. Unfortunately no skin flute pun on this one - although I'm sure someone will mention something about a hand in a crack.

The Green Apple Quickstep Strikes!

Trying to digest this will require intestinal fortitude and a bottle of Imodium?

The Green Beast (aka Mr. Shing-a-ling)

going back to the crap well, Blue Note does it again. Two crappy pictures... making one craptastic cover.

But the real question is... who is Mr. Shing-A-Ling? Robin Hood? The Ridler? Jolly Green Giant?

Blobstreak

Plaid Beast

So how do you make a truly bad cover picture even worse? Why, put it on the cover twice, of course.

To relax, Claude likes to...

...put on a skirt and play with his cat Duke.

The Pink Donut Sessions