Wednesday, 31 March 2010

Her medication...

...needs to be adjusted.

Tuesday, 30 March 2010

Know what I mean?


Uh... no, actually.

I've got this much... Bill Evans?... took a picture?... of your... wife?... drinking wine upside down?... or maybe honking his horn with a wineglass?... bit unclear there... and now you want to 'blow' your head off?

But what the hell is that ball all about.

Butt, boy.

Monday, 29 March 2010

Satchmo is a beached whale...

...and Fats is Santa?
What the hell?

Something's Going Down Off Camera #9


... under that cool west coast exterior, I always figured Chris for a screamer.

Hard smoking, hard drinking, age seven...


"Grab the camera honey... Dougie looks SO cute with that cigarette hanging out of his mouth."

Sunday, 28 March 2010

Horror Musical

Didn't Ken Russell direct this film?

Saturday, 27 March 2010

The ugliest couple I've ever seen...


Nice wedding pictures, though.
Gerry was at that wedding too... [swboy]

Sunrise over Mt. Bazoomie

(Jazz-Rock Poland 1969)
Taking a trip down mammary lane...

Friday, 26 March 2010

Hey, are you OK? Your face is really red!


This album should be called... send me flowers, I'm having a heart attack.
[In honour of Buster's recent visit]

Must be hereditary, his identical twin is capitulating to one too.

"Straight" tap water in a bathroom glass?

Might as well soak your teeth in it

something's going down off camera #8


unfortunately there might be too much teeth involved

Thursday, 25 March 2010

Fusion might infect America...

but we can protect ourselves.

Now this is a bunny....


... and this, this one over here is a deer. What do you mean you don't see it? It's a deer, look... two horns, a long nose. It's totally a deer. Well, maybe if you gave me a real art budget to work with.

Wednesday, 24 March 2010

When you blur the picture...


The face of Satan begins to emerge
or maybe its just Alfred E Newman

Something's "Going Down" Off Camera... Yeah, With The Blair Witch!


Whatever you do... don't look down.

Monday, 22 March 2010

Something's "Going Down" Off Camera 6



Must be good, because Bud's eyes are rolling back into his head. To whoever is under the piano... this Bud's for you!

Something's "Going Down" Off Camera 5


A study in contrasts... tension and relief.

Hand me the hammer...

There's bugs on daddy's head...

rhymes with rock



Not jazz : australian 'hard' rock from 1973, but somehow missed by the all the classic bad record cover sites, so it belongs here.

Saturation is a little down on the gatefold jpeg, so you may not see that lava is pouring out of 'her' ass.

Gave me something of a thrill in the record shop when I was 11 :)


Sunday, 21 March 2010

And now, ripped from today's headlines


In honor of today's Healthcare debate. OK so it's not jazz but it sure is crappy (and a real LP)!

Something's "Going Down" Off Camera 4


That's right Dex, let somebody else play the horn for a little while.

Something's "Going Down" Off Camera 3


Enjoying some good Jazz licks.

A "Flower"?

A name for female genitalia suitable for a 3 year old to use?

Something's "Going Down" Off Camera 2


I think there's more than one organ being played in this picture.

Something's "Going Down" Off Camera

I came across a series of Blue Note albums that share a common, let's say feeling. So I'm starting a new series... Something's Going Down Off Camera.


I hope you enjoy it as much as they seem to.

Saturday, 20 March 2010

Thursday, 18 March 2010

Blowing monkeys...


So that's where that phrase came from. Funny, somehow I pictured it differently.

Wednesday, 17 March 2010

My dream...


is to put a picture of a vomiting bird on my next album cover.
Ah, success.

A couple of self-published records...

...by Charles Mingus from the early 1950s
Psychedelic Jazz LP with similar cover theme

Tuesday, 16 March 2010

Bless me Father for I have sinned...


it has been three months since my last jam session.

Low budget art for reissues but...


what is that shape on the right?