This album title cannot be improved on!

... although it's not normally a talent you would proclaim on your album cover.

Birth Control Options I Have Danced To

Thanks Xavier. Now being careful has never been more spicy.



Aieee!

"Ces choses que j'ai senti" (These Things I Have Smelled)

also released as "Stinkfist"

Sneakily feeling Ella up with his other hand...

... and look, Louis has a bunny on his cornet. Cute.

Strange Mother...

Sleeveface

I was alerted to a very amusing website...Sleeveface. Be sure to look up the "Barbra Streisand" covers...and actually the Barry Manilow ones are hilarious.

Strange Child...

This is what happens

when you don't wash your ears

Wonder what they were smoking

when they came up with this idea.

Prosthetic...

You know, some jokes never get old...

Like that smoking stomach gag. Classic.

Hey, love that hat.


Joke glasses. Even better. Now if we could only get her to sit on a whoopee cushion.

surfbroad?

Is that a disembodied female torso? Or is it just a sandhill, and I'm looking too hard for dirt .. ?

Psst. Wanna buy a watch?

No? I've got a nice horn in there too.

Serial Killer Serial

Wayne takes "stalking" puns to a new level...


...and soon finds his prey


View of Wayne through his prey's eyes...


...after he slipped her a mickey


Once she's out for the count, he drags her to an old tin shack in the middle of nowhere...


...making sure he wasn't followed


The newscasts warn of a new serial killer...


...called "The Collector"


Wayne and "The Collector" split into two personae...


...as the ghost of their recent victim cries.


"The Collector" returns from digging a grave in the rain...


...but Wayne remains horny and unsatisfied...


...so he moves to another part of the country to start the cycle again.

More models available

Someone may want to forward this to CPR seeing as the Bassey model is out of stock

I'm Sure Ben Vereen Loved This One

Sketchy memories

My Mickey Mouse ears are bleeding!

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you...

A banjo-playing bass chicken... with breasts and fire down below. Really, you don't get this kind of quality anywhere else on the web.

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On Ish's recommendation, I tried to give it an appropriate BBDCA treatment. It's my first time with it, be nice.

There IS a concept...

...so its not the worst cover ever.

Hiding from Claude Bolling

in the woods of Oregon... "Please don't tell him we're here."

The romantic warrior will hunt them down...[swboy]

Well, he should hurry because his band's waiting for him and his freakishly long flute at a gig. [AA]

She's really thinking of Shirley Bassey ....

... but the shop was out of stock of Shirley dolls, so she had to improvise.

Where the #^%*! is my sax?

Timeless Racial Stereotyping

That's right. Apparently, Harlem in the 20s was just one giant minstrel show.

She's so lifelike you'll want to take her home!

Our new Shirley Bassey range is real to the touch!

So lifelike, you'll want to take her home!

For the discerning big spending gentleman ...

Simon I believe this is the original model? --ish

This music is best described with...

soldiers killing each other.

Jazz with a Porpoise

Sure it's a cheap pun. But the cover's still crappy. Right Cap'n Red!

"Does Eric Dolphyn play on this?"

(Cheeba)

The tree is dead...

Simon said: "Well it IS February."

The love child of Freddie Fender and Ronnie Milsap

Ralph's music has...

...an interesting effect on people.

Cover by Etch-A-Sketch

... they should have used the spirograph instead.

Swingin' Hopelessness