Happy New Year!

familiar pose?

Subtle...

Awkward..

Weird to represent Shearing as someone with fucked-up eyes...

Crappy Jazz Violin cover...

and the crappy reissue....

But this captures the mood better:

Pure cheese...

At First I Thought Him Playing All The Time Was Cute. Then I Realized He Was Going to Make Me Jump Off The Roof If He Didn't Stop.

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!!

(All apparently legit covers for same album)

Face on the wind, nipple on my nightie

Using a crappy TV game show...

as the concept for a jazz record. Lovely...

Urbane...or maybe Profane?

Elegant...

First you tape toilet paper to the side of the barn...

Lip Service

Take away the text...

and its an ECM cover...

Liquor? I hardly know her

Yeah, I'd have to get boozed up pretty damn good to listen to this...truth in advertising?

Fun to begin with but...

the concept got kinda dumb

or mabe it was dumb earlier...

He's kinda shy part 2

(Some guy in hiding...)

This might be clever....

but there's no way to know for sure

"Guy sits there while model strikes a pose" 2nd in a series...

Nothing says like jazz like shredded cabbage

[Nat & slaw courtesy of swboy]

[jazz rock from Italy]

Seems like a joke but maybe not.

(He won first place for sax in the Playboy Jazz Poll...again)

Cannonballs and Coal Train...

Is that Super "Smooth Jazz"...

 or "Super Smooth" Jazz?

How to trick people into listening to...

...real Jazz. Serve it up in a crap cover!

The sound quality is much more important

...than the music or musicians

ANELECTRICENEMAFORYA

It has some disconcerting side-effects...

This is so dumb...

there's not much to say about it.

Old crummy border juxtaposed with...

new crummy typeface.

(Jazz classical fusion 1965)

Pile of Crap

"This time the drum's on me."

Its sort of a joke

AlternateAthos' depiction of the Wicked Witch of

the West crushed by drums on the

Yellow Shit Road.

Lost Martian with fake bird

This parrot is no more! It has ceased to be! It's expired and gone to

meet its maker! This is a late parrot! It's a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests

 in peace! If you hadn't nailed him to the perch he

would be pushing up the daisies!

She's the latest horn in the orchestra...

just feed her some beans and wait for the party sounds!

Lets play word association.

"Jazz..."

"45 rpm record!"

Conducting or...

Grooming a Monkey? Find any fleas?

Its an independent production and deserves...

to be exempt from criticism but...damn.

(Simon suggested something like this:)

AlternateAthos believes this should be called a "saxo-throne".

He's kinda shy...

me and you and a dog named scr....

I know that posting Papetti covers here is like shooting fish in a barrel, but the red towel above just somehow kept making me think of a running dog.