What kind of music is this?

(back cover)

Little ghosts or big sperm?

Don't strain, dude. You'll get 'rhoids.

(ish) Another one for Simon's series, I believe. Where's that roll of toilet paper?

(simon) : Not sure if the mist is soulful, but it sure is funnnn-key ..

Feeling Horny pt. 4: They're coming...

...to take me away.
(Thanks to D3lta for the cover)

Creature from the Black Lagoon's...

...girlfriend steps out.

Feeling Horny pt. 3

The designers worried that the visual metaphor wasn't quite obvious enough, so they added a giant, blow-up floating vagina in the background. Nice Work guys!

And it's good to see that a sax can represent both an "innie" and an "outie".

(thanks to AlternateAthos for the pic)

Ok. I'm ready...

...to make a movement.

Feeling Horny Pt. 2

Hepatitis? Or just more saxism ...

One night some big guy was standing there...

Hilarious!

Its not as satisfying as a trumpet...

...or a cigarette, but it'll do.

Sax but...

not too appealing...

Sofa King Retarded

the entire effing series has different sofas on the cover

[swboy said "Was just about to post this: "I'm In A Brazilian Mood

so I decided to cover my couch green, and buy a yellow pillow...]

Ritual Murder

Feeling Horny, Part 1:

Thanks to AlternateAthos for the first of a series.
Now THAT is most definitely LUCKY, Mr. Thompson. Endowed by our creator, all men are not equal, apparently. (Except for that flat part on the end; that worries me.)

The mood: Anger

SStop looking at my tits asshole...

Pretty damn close to..?

No, It's definitely child porn.

The Not So Virgin Suicides

This reminds me of a classic photo from Life Magazine of a well-dressed woman's body after she jumped to her death and landed on the top of a car. Sexy...lookin' good Frank!

A Unique Way to Deliver...

Bird Poop. Mighty ironic too...

God can do anything ...

... except cover art, apparently.

I was initially drawn to the beautiful rainbow/waterfall

combination above, but the "devil" is in the details ...

Is that a poodle eating a corpse?
Talk about the last supper!

Parting of the Seven Seas apparently requires
a cheap hairdryer these days ...

Forgive me father, for I am extremely excited ...

Not sure about this one ....
Someone has swallowed the communion glass for a dare ??

jazz hands or death grip ?

Reaching for the piano?
Nosferatu about to strangle the monkey or the woman?
Or Marty Paich trying to remove random inappropriate images from his record cover ?

(thanks to Alternate Athos)

Megabland

We bought some old snapshots...
Now we don't have to hire a graphic designer!

Not much time or effort...

Private "parts"...

I just can't find a man to satisfy me

(Groupo Irakere)

pickles Pickles PICKLES

I called the super...

I'm locked out of my multi-colored underground basement party room and my key doesn't seem to work.

Charlie's playing tenor, but...

Flip appears to be honking along with just a

mouthpiece. Couldn't have sounded good...

Maybe his sax was in the pawn shop, or...

Zombie Jitterbugs

Looking for the spirit of Christmas?

A dirty taxi will evoke that feeling...

jellyfish, dying sun and floating cubist poo

Clearly something missing ...

still a bit empty ...

ahhhh that's better

Guided muscle

You should see dinner at Mickey's place...

...it's disgusting! Also, everytime he uses a Q-tip he throws up. Strong gag reflex.

Sucking them in...

...or crapping them out?

Magical sexy pose...

or Maybe its time to attend to some Crap...

More gratuitious sax

In support of swboy, there's no better way to say "fey" than putting a sax player on the cover when it's not the sax player's solo album.

The usual thing...