Lipstick and a cigarette lighter...

Tools of the graphic designer...

Souza goes "smooth"...

Music for Ish's cocktail party...

Do you know the way to the sex-change clinic?

Make it easy on yourself, Burt, go for the look of love.

Hey SWboy, I found your scarf!

Where to start?

How many Crap Jazz Covers clichés can you find?

(swboy said "There's your hooker Ish...")

Yard sale freebie

Puffy Lips, lovely

Simon adds .... ewww ... makes me think of ....

Spec sheet for a dangerous chemical?

Nope. Just a terrible concept and bad design.

Probably a bad sign...

...if this is your reaction to your own record.

So, we're using snapshots now?

Looks like some large pharmaceuticals...

floating in the background. No wonder he's so happy!

(Thanks to AlternateAthos for the cover)

Mick55 says : 'What's this ? The middle-aged black guy version of "Home Alone" ?

Watched the reflections...

...on my car hood all day long.

love this ...

They do care for each other a lot...

but one moonlit evening on the way home...

Probably less...

Lots of room on the sofa for a woman touching herself "down there"...

Sexy or miserable? Maybe both...

"Do the Bar B Q" Its a hot new dance craze...

Too much communion wine

Or maybe it was the hit of acid mixed in
(thanks to reader MrBill)

Featuring Father Bob...

on piccolo sopranino clarinet

Next, we'll make a picture...

...using popsicle sticks.

I wish I could quit you, Dave

Um, you know what, it won't be hard to do.

Ugly fantasy...

Is that woman Eliane Elias? Maybe...

Let's jam 2 photos together...

...so we have room for the purple dot.

Modern art...

or playing catch with the pups?

Kgeoienpg?

Is this Hawaiian music?

Its meant to be a joke...

& I did smile. However...

(krautrock jazz fusion)

Idiot! I said get Marilyn MONROE, not MANSON!

She's done them all, yup ...

Little Pecker

I don't think she sings either

Our saxy smooth jazz girl turns out to be a satin sheet smooth jazz slut.

Hey Dennis, maybe being a slob isn't something you want to lead off with?

Lionel Plays BeeGees (really...)

Ish said "Press-type plague more like it"

who needs the beatles box set ?

Who needs the Beatles box set with this sexy hunk of Slovakian manhood around ? The guy at lower right agrees ..

Say whut?

100% Poop

Can't play sax...

but she can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch...

The Kinky Side of George Shearing

Double Poop...

... and the backwards type makes you want to look away.

Part of the new "non-shit" covers series #1

I'm hoping this is the new Fried Flamingo from Popeye's

But I could be wrong.

Caution!

Man standing next to fence...

Jazz Tribute to Catherine the Great

Cheesecake w/ the accent on "Cheese"

(The boy friend is flapping his arms like a baby in a high chair)