You wanna see my contraband ladies? ...

.... I keep it inna my pants. Maybes, after the show we go backa to my otel room and drink a little wine, play a liddle musics, then maker beautifuls love till the morning sunrises yes.

Too - much - information ...

Beautiful piece of design.
The committee was split on which photo to use so they split the cover. Philips wanted their logo on top right AND in a lower banner. Let's list ALL of the tracks. Hmm ...we better tell them he's French ... wait ... add some blue and red stripes so they know for sure. Oh damn, we forgot the title. OK, put it on a white block and fit it wherever you can. Done! Good work Barry ....

Pete and the "Fountain Family"...

Most of them are still in jail...

(thanks to Simon for the caption idea)

Now *that's* what I call vagina dentata

[swboy was reminded of this woman giving birth]

new deities

Market-driven product...

The endless series ....

Sex or death?

Reza?, it's Bacoso. Just found a hot Sabu 1st press Blue Note. Get yourself over here fast!

The high tech future of crate digging, forget e-bay

That's the Marquis du Sade, right?

Because nothing says smooth jazz like the undersized naked punishment cell in the women's wing at Guantanamo prison

Oye como va? I'd rather not.

But definitely not "Art Masters"...

woozy and slouchy...

Its immortal great music...

spectacularly recorded, but we

have no budget left for the art...

Clark Kent Takes LSD...

Before and after...

Abstract awkwardness

Awesome babes...

Attack of the fuzzy piano beast!

Thanks to Alternate Athos for this one

Cosmic Vibrator Thrusts into Space

Though it does get credit for using the term "hard drive" before they were actually invented.

Which is worse?

a) the mis-spelling?
b) the apostrophe?
c) the semi-nude lady inexplicably sexing up in the weeds?
d) the leaf covering up her nipple?
e) the music on the album?

Blow Buddies

Coach shows the boys how it's done.

They really love...

Lionel Hampton & Buddy Rich... No I don't think so.

Somewhat sexier than these two though.

Probably more "gonzo" than "crappy"...

It somehow belongs here...

Dinnertime!

One of these covers is fake and crap; the other two are just crap.
Can you pick the difference kids ??

(cake mix pic added by swboy)

Woman = Farm Animal

"meat" is the common denominator...

Offensive Illustration...

Rodent? Dead Bird?

She was in a "newspaper" mood...

Now she seems to be in a "plant" mood...

Unhappy cartoonist finds work...

...in inexplicable album cover sketch

A vivid artistic representation...

evokes an emotional response...

Crapping Jazz Covers #4

Special return of this series to honour Ish's new Keith Jarrett contribution ....

Yeah yeah, I made the last one up ...
Contributions to this thread are welcome!