Monday, 27 July 2009

Is this a famous jazz singer or player?

Nope. Just someone in the crowd.
Its a way better cover than this though...

George's New Look


The label decided to go with slutty barefoot girl...


...George would have been devastated if he could have seen the final result. This was his original design.

Those guys are animals...

Sunday, 26 July 2009

He's spreading microbes...

Now she's infected...

Wednesday, 22 July 2009

Tuesday, 21 July 2009

The Hallmark greeting card art...

really captures the essence of Albert Ayler...
This recording was reissued with a new cover...

Simon later found it bootlegged on a budget label...

Kicked out of art school...

...for misrepresentation of three dimensional space.

Sunday, 19 July 2009

What this site needs...


...is a good lingerie-clad jazz hooker. I'm sure the single glove is a tribute to Michael Jackson. Yes, I'm back from vacation!

Problem: The band is not photogenic...

Solution: Make them stand really far away...
Simon666 said "Why didn't they think
of this for Billy Joel's 'Piano Man'?"