So smooth... getting ripe...

...beginning to rot. Looks like a boxer who's lost a match.
Looks like a boxer named Patti Labelle...
(thanks to Soulbrotha for Patti's picture)

High tech...

...low art.

Roman Shower Orgy

Two of this triad of sapphic lovelies are roman shower fans, apparently, as one prepares to hurl lovingly on her partner, who, unfortunately, has a headache; the third cannot bear the splashing sounds and is clutching her ears, begging for it all to stop.

Smudge...

soooooooooooo-eeeeeee!

Callin' the hogs for dinner...

911 emergency! Help!

A giant egg yolk has attached itself to my spine !!!

Odds and ends...

Eatin' Apples...

Proper Shit

Ultra Low Budget...

Authentic Tribal Wood Carving....

...from the KKK tribe of Racist Stereotype, USA.

Negligée pictures from the Sears catalog...

Typography from a kidnap note

Poster paint dabbed on with a sponge

Weird torso superimposed on the sax player

Yeah, it sucks...

Product placement...

Is that Patrick McGoohan's tush?

I wonder if "Kanzaki on the road" is Japanglish for Road-kill?

Is that his head...

... or a green roasted chicken on a platter?
(Jazz funk)

What does this communicate?

"The music is not unique. Its a commodity item."

Spy? Pornographer? Child Molester?

Anyway it's all too creepy to reach in and find out.

Clean up your act!

Hot licks...

Cutesy Volume 1 and 2

The Return of the Hairy Force-Field

"Sweat" Baker. Terrible...

...and he plays "Sugar Sugar" by the Archies too.

Fantastic Guitar World!

...but where are the goddamn guitars? (Simon)

Don't know, but these buildings are much jazzier...(swboy)

There we go, it's more masculine now..(simon)

Looks like she's having...

a bit of a chunder. Not hard to understand why.

Elegantly covering her track marks....

Her cello...

has a special carving...
...on the back.

A lost psychedelic nugget? Nope...

Big band versions of mellow 1960s hits for hip moms and dads...

Jazzy Apocalyptic Mutant Puns

Thanks to reader AlternateAthos for the contribution.

Don't touch those songs, they'll give you germs

The opthamologist will be available...

... in a couple of minutes

The pants of the irrepressible customers...

...are some jive-ass dungarees.

Double-crap Dumb

Looks like censorship...

(they were naked in the original)

Gay Lizard Tries to Block Out Sounds of Deadly "Smooth Jazz" Radio

He's struggling to find the off switch...

The perfect instrument...

for our lovely Nancy...

Mrs. Smith's Kindergarten class was lost at sea...

...only their class art project washed up on shore.

With 300 notes to the octave...

...John spent a lot of time on his bicycle.