Evocative (or something)

stnirptoof? What the hell does that mean? ;^)

She said/He said

She: "I am looking past you at that black guy named Mongo standing behind you and wondering why he is not being photographed."
He: "If I look down your shirt I can see your breasts. They look delicioso."

with apologies to Simon!

Foul cover

Acid trip at the barbershop...

Another "not a classic" Blue Note cover

Close your eyes...

while I adjust my "equipment"...

must...get...water...

feeling weak... I don't think I can stand this much longer...

Call the ASPCA!

Thanks to Newk for the cover

Ho hum...absolute minimum of effort.

Below is Mick55's dramatic reinterpretation!



thanks Mick!

Length? Check. Girth? Check. Shape? Check. Size? Impressive. Growths on side? Ohhh....

....that's a fish.

Alfred Hitchcock movie aftermath

God's tubercular red loogey perhaps?

Coating the world with red slime--yes sure, the music sounds appealing.

Even Blue Note had some...

Crap Jazz Covers in their catalog...

Blobby Black Lions

Stinky...

"girl put her teeths in soaking!"

(Thanks to soyo for cover and caption)

Say what?

(Cover of Polish Kenton reissue)

Oooh La La...

...I love it when you tie me up and feed me bits of meat as punishment for making album covers with too literal concept illustrations.

Garbage...

Chopped up by a frustrated art director...

Two record labels, two crummy covers...

Give this poor guy a break...

Cartoon Gangbang at the Circus...

Another beloved children's story ruined...

OK, whatever you say.

But perhaps it's too late for your album cover.

Goose poop typography

"Have a spot of gore, love?"

"Don't mind if I do. Two sugars please."

With apologies to my blog buddy WaraKatsu.

Taxis, crummy typography...

...and there are 92 others just as bad. :^)

Too much is never enough...

Beat it to death...

go here for part 1

Secret Satanism Revealed!

I was reading a cool blog post about backwards Satanic lyrics in rock music and began staring at this Roy Ayers cover when I started to get dizzy, and was overcome with the smell of sulfur. I turned on my black light and...OH NO!


Starbooty--secret funk code for the dread Osculum Infame!

A chicken is a process an egg creates...

...to derive more eggs.

i love the smell of napalm in the morning

Surely there are better things to sniff ?

A mouth full of pink cigarettes?

They're obviously not joints. What the hell?

Spawn of the Sax

Mr Bill sent me the original, pointing out that Tina's sax looked like a devil's tail, and that he needed horns. Happy to oblige!

Darth Vader mask off groovin' to jazz...

Abstract airbrush swirl or giant wrinkly white buttocks

I don't know what kind of music this is but this is clearly the companion piece to the Buddy Rich album SWBoy has posted below.

Lost for words ...

OK, but to remove the splinters...

my doctor will need a flashlight and and a long pair of tweezers...

colouring-in lessons

shades, skullcap, baggies and a dashiki might do it... [swboy]

Well I tried, but he still kinda looks like a dork. (Simon)


I've gone for a traditional soul-jazz approach a la Willis Jackson. (ISH)

Anyone else want a go ?

Karate chop...

... to the throat of the mutant alien. (French funk)

Golliwogs and pickaninnies, um, really??

Cause nuthin' says good old-fashioned jazz like a little racism!

Minor League Dali