Nice dose of subtlety from Mr Coffey, especially with the horseshoe underwear - surely they could have come up with a "lick here" logo and and arrow, in case anyone missed the joke?
And that drumstick has seen better days. I worked at KFC for a week when I was 18, and it looks like one of the ones from the bottom of the vat that's picked up an extra "skin" from leftover "herbs and spices".
No, I'm not alleging anything about Mr. Niehaus. Only people in general with glasses like that and a vaguely unsettling smile (apparently with a little lipstick), strangely gazing past tiny imaginary women dancing on saxophones.