"No you don't..."

...and stop calling his house. You're making his wife upset.

White people acting stupid...

What does it mean when the artist's name is

in quotes? "Sonny Criss". Its not really him?

Just a test to see if the camera works...

We've got this picture.

Might as well use it on a cover.

It's Tom Scott's hit LP: "L.A. Beaver"...

Wonder what the inner-sleeve looks like...

Oh...OK.

Combined gender and anatomical confusion

Miss Pearson peers seductively from this album cover, despite having lost the arguments with his/her publicity agent that the title "Honeytits" was ill-advised and that an ass-shot conceptually supporting the final title "Honeybuns" was unnecessary.

Pizza, microscopic bone scan, modern art?

Pretty scary whatever it is...

Elvis' belt buckle

Only the soprano seems interested...

it's just wrong

Why green text? It just doesn't work!

my shaft is bigger than your shaft

These guys should seriously get a room.
Wait ... they've got one!

*sob* everyone HATED my bear suit at the costume party ...

Not quite sure what you could 'demonstrate' with this anyway ...

And "Billy" ? Don't tell me she's 'doing a Gene Krupa" ...

Given the content of his other covers...

I would have expected "Tailgunner" to

feature firearms and some bare booty...

Simple concept, well communicated...

... easy to understand, hard to misinterpret,

retains a cross-cultural meaning...

Every attempt to write a title for this...

...leads to something disgusting and awful. :^)

At the very least, the stump needs an antibiotic...

We've only got two shots...

gender reassignment

This might be the result of the surgery on the Gabor Szabo cover ....

Thanks to Charles for the contribution

escaped skunk

Wait .. .don't move ... there's SOMETHING ON YOUR HEAD !! arrrghhh!!

I haven't listened to this, but I'm sure Tim and Kenny G will be buried next to each other.

Just like outer space--a limitless void ...

Art or Idiocy?

A couple of "monster" musicians

Bringing it together (somewhere) and leaving it there...

Cosmic awkwardness

What flavor are the grey ones?

Maybe "cigarette smoke"?

Open Heart Surgery Is So Jazzy!

With apologies to Greg, the stellar label Skye, and most of all to the late great Gabor Szabo, but WTF? I've always been afraid to look to close at this cover for fear I'd actually understand what it's a picture of, cause it's just icky!

Like bees to honey or flies to sh...

Delivering Jazz (and Pizza?)

Looks like he's already lost the game...

This cover says "Jump up and shake your booty..."

Woman coughing up tortilla chips...

... or maybe leather dog chew-toys?

(Gettin' it together? Probably not.)

More gratuitous violins for Greg

Chic Corea meets 1978: A Nexus of Naff

Did somebody say flavourless vanilla?


Playing dressup ain't so cute when you're pushing forty


In fact, sometimes it's just disturbing.



But Jeebus Cripes the FSCKING Smurfs!?!?

The Final Showdown: Toupe vs. Dyejob

Alien from distant galaxy...

...attempts impregnation of earth woman

He's jealous of himself?

Too slick...

Lady Clown Finds New Line of Work...

...reassuring record buyers that "African Jazz" is happy! and not! too! black!

Acrid smoke filled the room but Neal kept playing...

Let's try and sell this to hippies...

Perinis Wiejatis FutOAmeier Fleivoituptnarly Jazz Erisenable

Rhythmic groove or vulgar slang?

He's not holding a saxophone...

Ick...

Lookin' for a really big pile of shit...

"Honey, can you keep an eye on the peaches?"

From June's datebook: 9am drinks, 10am drinks, 11am drinks, 12noon fashion and styling, 1pm, drinks, 2pm photo shoot, 2:10pm hold head over toilet

That's a wrap!

Would you say circumcised or uncircumcised?

and what is it pointing at, besides Willis and Jack?

Trash on the curb in front of the modern art museum