Oddly Chaste...

Sorry, I thought this was the...

...Crap Hiphop Covers Blog.

Its more comfortable at the beach...

...than actually being...

After this, we can pretty much shut this blog down

It's all downhill from here. Wasnatch seems to be a real band.

It took real restraint....

...to point the mouthpiece away from her naughty bits.

Who is reflecting?

Art or the cat?

Delicate Condition

Which reminds me of my favorite vintage TV sitcom joke. "Ward, don't you think you were a little rough on the Beaver last night?"

Spasm!

A Real Boner

(found on facebook)

How They Invented...

...the G Clef.

Hand Model...

...goes on a bender.

False Advertising?

How little is it?

Toilet Paper for Dogs?!

Very innovative...

Frothy...

"I can see myself in this dish...!"

"...and isn't that a nice reflection on you?"

The cover says...

"unsophisticated"...

Identifying the genre is a good idea though.

Inspired Christmas Jazz Covers

Fade 2 covers together and...

...don't include the artist's name [Marian McPartland]
A perfect cover for "Kraftwerk plays Alec Wilder"...

Pianolingus

Sorry, neither the artist nor a beautiful model is available for a photoshoot right now....

...maybe the librarian will let you take a picture of her for your album cover?

Deep throat...

Strapping on...

...a large one.

The result...

...were some strange children

Choking a small rabbit...

...or maybe an updated version of this:

Looks more like...

...punishment.

(good music--check it out)

Masculine Pursuits

Sax...

...and a couple yardsale items.

Suck and blow...

Includes the following Kern favorites:

"Legs", "Toes", "Ankles" and "Feet"...

(Seems more like an ad for a hair removal product)

Shakin' All Over Part 2

The dance which celebrates...

[thanks to Newk for the cover]