Ritual Murder

Feeling Horny, Part 1:

Thanks to AlternateAthos for the first of a series.
Now THAT is most definitely LUCKY, Mr. Thompson. Endowed by our creator, all men are not equal, apparently. (Except for that flat part on the end; that worries me.)

The mood: Anger

SStop looking at my tits asshole...

Pretty damn close to..?

No, It's definitely child porn.

The Not So Virgin Suicides

This reminds me of a classic photo from Life Magazine of a well-dressed woman's body after she jumped to her death and landed on the top of a car. Sexy...lookin' good Frank!

A Unique Way to Deliver...

Bird Poop. Mighty ironic too...

God can do anything ...

... except cover art, apparently.

I was initially drawn to the beautiful rainbow/waterfall

combination above, but the "devil" is in the details ...

Is that a poodle eating a corpse?
Talk about the last supper!

Parting of the Seven Seas apparently requires
a cheap hairdryer these days ...

Forgive me father, for I am extremely excited ...

Not sure about this one ....
Someone has swallowed the communion glass for a dare ??

jazz hands or death grip ?

Reaching for the piano?
Nosferatu about to strangle the monkey or the woman?
Or Marty Paich trying to remove random inappropriate images from his record cover ?

(thanks to Alternate Athos)

Megabland

We bought some old snapshots...
Now we don't have to hire a graphic designer!

Not much time or effort...

Private "parts"...

I just can't find a man to satisfy me

(Groupo Irakere)

pickles Pickles PICKLES

I called the super...

I'm locked out of my multi-colored underground basement party room and my key doesn't seem to work.

Charlie's playing tenor, but...

Flip appears to be honking along with just a

mouthpiece. Couldn't have sounded good...

Maybe his sax was in the pawn shop, or...

Zombie Jitterbugs

Looking for the spirit of Christmas?

A dirty taxi will evoke that feeling...

jellyfish, dying sun and floating cubist poo

Clearly something missing ...

still a bit empty ...

ahhhh that's better

Guided muscle

You should see dinner at Mickey's place...

...it's disgusting! Also, everytime he uses a Q-tip he throws up. Strong gag reflex.

Sucking them in...

...or crapping them out?

Magical sexy pose...

or Maybe its time to attend to some Crap...

More gratuitious sax

In support of swboy, there's no better way to say "fey" than putting a sax player on the cover when it's not the sax player's solo album.

The usual thing...

A group of white men define a black woman

as "savage". Damn, that's an ugly concept.

Submissive Bitches...

Cartoon Sex...

AlternateAthos said "That's exactly the kind of

girl I see hanging out at the jazz concerts."

Know your potatoes

I don't care if it's the original, that is not a goddamn potato, it's a ROCK.

That one's a little undercooked ...

Now that, my friends, is a POTATO.

The universe is now in sync again ....

Featuring some great standards:

Hickory Dickory Dock

Frere Jacques and The

Bear Went Over the Mountain

My refrigerator needs cleaning again

Is that a giant banana...

...under the warped piano lid?