Monday, 23 November 2009

Ritual Murder


Saturday, 21 November 2009

Feeling Horny, Part 1:


Thanks to AlternateAthos for the first of a series.
Now THAT is most definitely LUCKY, Mr. Thompson. Endowed by our creator, all men are not equal, apparently. (Except for that flat part on the end; that worries me.)

Friday, 20 November 2009

The mood: Anger


SStop looking at my tits asshole...

Pretty damn close to..?


No, It's definitely child porn.

The Not So Virgin Suicides


This reminds me of a classic photo from Life Magazine of a well-dressed woman's body after she jumped to her death and landed on the top of a car. Sexy...lookin' good Frank!

Thursday, 19 November 2009

A Unique Way to Deliver...

Bird Poop. Mighty ironic too...

Wednesday, 18 November 2009

God can do anything ...

... except cover art, apparently.

I was initially drawn to the beautiful rainbow/waterfall
combination above, but the "devil" is in the details ...

Is that a poodle eating a corpse?
Talk about the last supper!


Parting of the Seven Seas apparently requires
a cheap hairdryer these days ...

Forgive me father, for I am extremely excited ...

Not sure about this one ....
Someone has swallowed the communion glass for a dare ??

jazz hands or death grip ?

Reaching for the piano?
Nosferatu about to strangle the monkey or the woman?
Or Marty Paich trying to remove random inappropriate images from his record cover ?

(thanks to Alternate Athos)

Megabland


We bought some old snapshots...
Now we don't have to hire a graphic designer!

Tuesday, 17 November 2009

Not much time or effort...

Monday, 16 November 2009

Private "parts"...

I just can't find a man to satisfy me
(Groupo Irakere)

pickles Pickles PICKLES


I called the super...



I'm locked out of my multi-colored underground basement party room and my key doesn't seem to work.

Sunday, 15 November 2009

Charlie's playing tenor, but...

Flip appears to be honking along with just a
mouthpiece. Couldn't have sounded good...
Maybe his sax was in the pawn shop, or...

Zombie Jitterbugs

Saturday, 14 November 2009

Looking for the spirit of Christmas?

A dirty taxi will evoke that feeling...

jellyfish, dying sun and floating cubist poo


Clearly something missing ...


still a bit empty ...


ahhhh that's better

Friday, 13 November 2009

Guided muscle

You should see dinner at Mickey's place...


...it's disgusting! Also, everytime he uses a Q-tip he throws up. Strong gag reflex.

Sucking them in...

...or crapping them out?

Thursday, 12 November 2009

Magical sexy pose...

or Maybe its time to attend to some Crap...

Wednesday, 11 November 2009

More gratuitious sax


In support of swboy, there's no better way to say "fey" than putting a sax player on the cover when it's not the sax player's solo album.

The usual thing...

Tuesday, 10 November 2009

A group of white men define a black woman

as "savage". Damn, that's an ugly concept.

Monday, 9 November 2009

Submissive Bitches...


Sunday, 8 November 2009

Cartoon Sex...

AlternateAthos said "That's exactly the kind of
girl I see hanging out at the jazz concerts."

Saturday, 7 November 2009

Know your potatoes

I don't care if it's the original, that is not a goddamn potato, it's a ROCK.


That one's a little undercooked ...



Now that, my friends, is a POTATO.
The universe is now in sync again ....

Featuring some great standards:

Hickory Dickory Dock
Frere Jacques and The
Bear Went Over the Mountain

My refrigerator needs cleaning again

Friday, 6 November 2009

Is that a giant banana...

...under the warped piano lid?